Is It Just Me?

Support a Terrorist - Drive an SUV

Is it just me? When you hear the strident calls from the middle east saying, "Death to the infidels," don't they mean "imbeciles?" Because that's what I see when I look around me at all the giant behemoths of the beltway, each trying to outdo the other in size and weight as they jostle on the freeways and try to squeeze into the parking places while their patriot owners graze at the malls. It is so ironic to see the "Support our Troops" ribbons slapped all over the flanks of these suburban assault vehicles. Their owners ranting about the undermining of freedom from the left while they send money with every mile to the true threat to their lifestyle.

Infidel? Imbecile? Interchangeable here, really. And for those in the Middle East who wish to see us dead - have patience. We are taking care of that ourselves.

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posted by Phaedrous @ 7:15 AM